1. GODDAMN REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC IS GETTING CRAZY PEOPLE THROWING FAKE LEGS AND SHIT

     
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  3. "Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (…) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you’ll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present."
    — John GreenLooking for Alaska (via feellng)

    (via good-fvcking-vibes)

     
  4. pyrex-pussy:

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    "maybe you should try the next size down"

    (via myskinnybones)

     
  5. bb-skunk:

    absolutely beautiful

    (Source: iwansfvs, via myskinnybones)

     
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  7. sublimehippie:

    Tomorrow, February 22nd is Brad’s 46th birthday! Don’t forget to show him some love!! I’ll be singing Sublime all day, as usual!! RIP Bradley Nowell, & have a happy birthday surfing, playing guitar, & hanging with Louie wherever you are. You’re so dearly missed.

    (via sublimehippie)

     
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  10. oiruman:

    ufoattack:

    oiruman:

    i am kind of sad ok

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    this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

    thank you

    (via pizzas-on-my-butt)